Kittehs world
beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

why that specific one though? There are lots of places like that.

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

why that specific one though? There are lots of places like that.

pleasestopbeingsad:

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literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.


Schloß Augustusburg, Brühl, Germany.

heh brühl…world famous xD

Schloß Augustusburg, Brühl, Germany.

heh brühl…world famous xD

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

misharoux:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

No one but me has an inherent right to any part of me. Not even my middle name. 

Which, by the way, could be a nuclear launch code. You don’t know.

DUDE, everytime I tell people my second and third names they make fun of me for at least one of them! But, if people come to take names I’ll be left with one while all you puny humans with only two first names will be nameless! MWAHAHAHAHA ….I hope I get to pick which one I can keep….

pleasestopbeingsad:

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apparently tumblr thinks I need jesus, because I seem to get an awful lot of bibel verses and devotionals recommended to me lately…

pleasestopbeingsad:

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